Sunday, September 27, 2015

Women...lots of pretty women!

Def Leppard -- "WOMEN"


Laci. Erin. Piper. Maureen. Kelly. Sarah. Lynette.....

I'm not even looking for any dates, hookups, whatever the term of the day is, but they just seem to be calling me or texting. And they're hot coworkers. I made a vow to "never dip my pen in company ink" but I might have to make an exception...seriously thinking about it. 

Laci and Erin gave me a cut-out picture from a magazine and it had this brown-skinned Hawaiian dude in shorts with his hair sticking up like mine. And I was like "What the..."
Erin: "you reminded me of this guy."
Me: "Seriously? I'm not that muscular or young"
Erin: Yeah but you're hot as fuck"
Me: "Uh...I wouldn't say I'm all that"
Lacii: "Yeah you are, that's why I cut it out because he reminds me of you"
Me: "OK....whatever"

Laci: cute, slender, short-haired brunette, 28
Erin: 5'7 140-150 lbs, blond, divorced mother of two, 34
Piper: athletic, young 20something
Maureen: long brown-haired Native American 29
Lynette: luscious single black woman, 44, two grown kids

During a short break, Lynette and I were talking and I was asking her about her past relationships. Conversation piece.

Me: "So what do you like in a guy?"
Lynette: "You. Like everybody already said"
Me: "I'm not talking about them."
Lynette: "You're hot. And sexy. And gorgeous. And you're funny. You make me laugh because you're so crazy. And you work two jobs. And you take care of your dad. I like that. I find that most attractive about you in that you take care of your family"
Me: "Well it doesn't give me much of a social life."
Lynette: Well what are you going to do about it? There's lots of things to do here in Jacksonville. We could go walking down by the beach. Yes, I'd like that very much. When are you going to take me?"

Before I could answer, I got a text from Sean to go pick up some guys at Eleventh Street. 


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