Sunday, January 29, 2012

Wing Commander

So the Director tells me that I should take the Outsider under my wing and teach him the ropes. And also tells me that I should try to be nicer to people. Uh huh. I take this kid and tell him how its like on the 2nd and 3rd shifts. He seems to pick up well.

He's learning quick. I feel like a proud mother hen. I think the Outsider is grateful that I'm teaching him that he bought me lunch and breakfast. He also told me more of his home life.

I think the Outsider will do good things if he lasts...

I have 116 hours as of today. I'm happy, yet tired.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012


So I get called into the director's office and he has this complaint against me from the Outsider saying that I'm creating "a hostile work environment" for the new guy. You gotta be shittin me. Seriously?

I have a long talk with the Director and he's going on and on that I (and my coworkers) need to take the Outsider under our wings and show him the ropes of how we do things and if there's another complaint, it will be my "First and Final", what he in his omnipotent power likes to call it. Granted, the Director and I get along, but he's been flooded with complaints from the Outsider that other coworkers aren't treating his sheltered ass right. Or that we're too direct. Or some other bullshit. The Director told me that the Outsider has 90 days to "get it" or he's out.

Sure I'll take the FNG under my wing, but he better learn quick or else he'll get into a serious world of hurt. And not by me.

And if he starts messing with my money, its going to get personal.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Uncharted Waters

The Milieu Supervisor called me just as I was waking up to say that he wants to see me in his office before I head on to the staff meeting in the morning. Me going in to see any upper management for any reason spells trouble. Or maybe he wants to lecture me on my attitude towards new douchebag coworkers.

This is not boding well. I try to call him back to see if I was in trouble and the HUC says he's gone for the day. WTF. I'd just gotten off the phone with him not even two minutes. Currently feeling like a Russian icebreaker in iceberg-filled waters.

Threat to the Collaborative

The outsider is a threat. He's making himself known. He's hungry, but it won't last long cuz I'm going to quell his thirst. He just can't step into my territory and expect me to pay homage to him. He has to earn it and so far, he's going about it the wrong way as he's in line to get his ass kicked.

And no one will help him.

I told the outsider that if he has a beef with Charles, then he has a problem with me. He suddenly got on the defensive as he was trying to cover his ass. I saw right through his transparency and called him on it. Then I told him he was invading my space. I had to tell him that he's not the know-it-all he thinks he is.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Aveo Headlight Pain

Had to go on youtube to change out the Aveo's headlight I needed help cuz its a pain in the ass.

Charlotte and I are no longer together. The relationship didn't work out.

The End.