Sheltered

So I get called into the director's office and he has this complaint against me from the Outsider saying that I'm creating "a hostile work environment" for the new guy. You gotta be shittin me. Seriously?

I have a long talk with the Director and he's going on and on that I (and my coworkers) need to take the Outsider under our wings and show him the ropes of how we do things and if there's another complaint, it will be my "First and Final", what he in his omnipotent power likes to call it. Granted, the Director and I get along, but he's been flooded with complaints from the Outsider that other coworkers aren't treating his sheltered ass right. Or that we're too direct. Or some other bullshit. The Director told me that the Outsider has 90 days to "get it" or he's out.

Sure I'll take the FNG under my wing, but he better learn quick or else he'll get into a serious world of hurt. And not by me.

And if he starts messing with my money, its going to get personal.

Uncharted Waters

The Milieu Supervisor called me just as I was waking up to say that he wants to see me in his office before I head on to the staff meeting in the morning. Me going in to see any upper management for any reason spells trouble. Or maybe he wants to lecture me on my attitude towards new douchebag coworkers.

This is not boding well. I try to call him back to see if I was in trouble and the HUC says he's gone for the day. WTF. I'd just gotten off the phone with him not even two minutes. Currently feeling like a Russian icebreaker in iceberg-filled waters.

Threat to the Collaborative

The outsider is a threat. He's making himself known. He's hungry, but it won't last long cuz I'm going to quell his thirst. He just can't step into my territory and expect me to pay homage to him. He has to earn it and so far, he's going about it the wrong way as he's in line to get his ass kicked.

And no one will help him.

I told the outsider that if he has a beef with Charles, then he has a problem with me. He suddenly got on the defensive as he was trying to cover his ass. I saw right through his transparency and called him on it. Then I told him he was invading my space. I had to tell him that he's not the know-it-all he thinks he is.

Aveo Headlight Pain

Had to go on youtube to change out the Aveo's headlight I needed help cuz its a pain in the ass.

Charlotte and I are no longer together. The relationship didn't work out.

The End.

An Interesting Morning

After waking up this morning, I immediately went downstairs to look for my old phone and do some dishes. Charlotte came down a few minutes later cuz she rarely sleeps whenever I'm not in bed. She'll follow me downstairs or wherever I'm at to see what I'm doing and just to check up on me. After we had an impromptu love-making, she told me to put pillows behind her back and had her hips elevated.

Dottie said that if I want to get pregnant, to not wash or pee for about fifteen minutes and keep my hips elevated.

What're you doing listening to Dottie, anyway? I thought you hated her?

 Well obviously she has three kids so she must know about getting pregnant.

I propped Charlotte's legs up with mine pushing against her thighs ... so it was a weird position to be in. Then I stood up, with her legs firmly pressed and held against my chest. On the bed. As we're both laughing.

I had off these past two days. Was asked to come in, but I turned Robert down. I'm not bending over backwards for that backstabbing assclown.