Kathi, one of the charge nurses on last night's shift, was telling me that two female patients had the hots for me; the fat depressive girl and the middle-aged stripper. I think I'm going to shoot myself. Now.
Working in the behavioral health profession, that's the LAST thing I want to hear, is mentally ill patients having crushes on me, although, the middle-aged stripper is kinda hot ...
ICK.
